{"product_id":"untitled-apr14_14-42","title":"Dragon Fruit Dragon With Matching Egg","description":"\u003cp\u003e🐉 The \"Forbidden Snack\" Dragon \u0026amp; Egg Set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Are you tired of your fruit bowl being predictably immobile? Do you wish your tropical snacks had more scales and a slight chance of biting back? Look no further.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Introducing the Dragon Fruit Dragon—the only creature that successfully evolved to look exactly like a high-end smoothie ingredient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Why You Need This Spiky Salad:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Camouflage Level: 100. Place him next to a real dragon fruit and watch your guests experience genuine confusion. (Please do not attempt to peel or blend the dragon. He’s 100% plastic and 0% Vitamin C.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Fully Articulated. This little guy is more flexible than a yoga instructor on a tropical retreat. He can lounge, curl, or dramatically drape himself over your monitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The \"Egg-cellent\" Sidekick. Comes with a matching dragon fruit-textured egg. It’s the perfect place for him to hide when he’s tired of being \"pitaya-ed\" at by strangers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Zero Maintenance. Unlike a real dragon, he doesn't breathe fire. Unlike a real fruit, he won't turn into a puddle of grey mush if you forget about him for three days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Technical Specs (The Boring-But-Important Bits)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Material: Premium PLA (Bio-plastic made from corn, so he’s technically still a vegetable... sort of).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Texture: Bumpy, scaly, and weirdly satisfying to fidget with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Diet: Likes to eat dust motes and your productivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​⚠️ WARNING: Not edible. Trust us. We tried. It tastes like heartbreak and 3D printer filament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Adopt your tropical guardian today and make your desk 400% more \"fruit-forward.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel by 3DGOB\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Down To Earth Designz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45054319394992,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/0078\/9424\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_11ab0f49-ff70-4b15-af78-03ffdda4dfe4.png?v=1776202985","url":"https:\/\/downtoearthdesignz.com\/products\/untitled-apr14_14-42","provider":"Down To Earth Designz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}